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Poison Peddler's Penitent Plea: 'I Helped the World Kill Itself'
In a confession that has sent shivers down the spine of every coroner from Cornwall to Carlisle, a self-described ‘Chemical Messiah’ has admitted to peddling the tools of self-destruction to the globa...
Paris Ablaze: Merde, It’s Hot, And Your Sunscreen Is Useless
Bonjour, you sweaty bastards. Paris, the city of light, love, and now, apparently, spontaneous human combustion, is curr...
Heathrow's Posh Cousin Gets Planning Permission: Gatwick to Add a Corridor and Some Flimsy Hope
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the world of premium gin consumption and delayed luggage, the Competition and...
