Westminster insiders have been watching a different kind of sorting this week. The BBC's 'Sort Your Life Out' has become a global phenomenon, and Number 10 is taking notes. The show identifies four deadly sins of clutter: holding onto things 'just in case', misplaced sentimentality, buying duplicates, and failing to categorise.
Labour insiders see parallels with Sunak's cabinet. One aide muttered 'You can't have a second home department for northern issues if you haven't sorted transport first.' The polling data is stark: voters want order.
The lobby is buzzing. Is the PM's approach to governance as cluttered as a hoarder's house? The home organisation trend has crossed the Atlantic, and Downing Street's own sorting is under scrutiny.
Backbenchers are restless. The game is shifting. Watch for leaks on who is being told to let go of their pet projects.
The message from the electorate is clear: sort your life out, or face a spring clean at the polls.
