The great British establishment is bracing for a cultural convulsion. Taylor Swift, a woman whose every lyric is parsed like a state paper, is reportedly planning a wedding. And the chatter in Westminster?
Pure panic. MPs are already dodging questions about a possible 'Swift Protocol' for fan behaviour. Sources close to the couple whisper of a ceremony that could eclipse a coronation in global attention.
The fear is palpable: will fans be expected to curtsy? Will there be a 'no photography' decree? One senior Tory backbencher, who asked not to be named, told me: 'We're not ready for this.
This is bigger than Diana.' The Cabinet Office is said to be monitoring the situation. A source in the palace press office muttered something about 'precedent.
' The game has changed. Swift isn't just a pop star. She's a head of state in all but name.
