In a brazen act of sky-borne barbarism, a drone the size of a particularly ill-tempered roast chicken decided to redecorate a bus in Russian-occupied Ukraine with seven souls still inside. The vehicle, presumably not expecting a flying death robot in its morning commute, was summarily obliterated. Britain, ever the gentleman of the global stage, has condemned this atrocity with the sort of vigorous disapproval usually reserved for someone who puts pineapple on pizza.
The Foreign Office issued a statement so stern it could curdle milk, promising to 'hold perpetrators to account' which, translated from diplomatic, means 'we will write a strongly worded letter and maybe cancel lunch.' Meanwhile, the drone's manufacturer is probably planning a sequel.
